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2004-08-08

Cornbread is Gr8: Do you eat snails?

SmarterChild: I love food! I really like potatoes, for example.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe potatoes? They are...

Cornbread is Gr8: dirty

SmarterChild: Potatoes are dirty? That's very interesting. What other vegetable would you describe as dirty?

Cornbread is Gr8: tomaroes

SmarterChild: Whatever, Cornbread is Gr8...

Cornbread is Gr8: call me corny the grand

SmarterChild: Call you corny the grand?

Cornbread is Gr8: yes

SmarterChild: Yea.

Cornbread is Gr8: what's my name?

SmarterChild: Cornbread is Gr8.

Cornbread is Gr8: no!

SmarterChild: What name would you like me to call you?

Cornbread is Gr8: corny the fat

SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Corny The.

Cornbread is Gr8: no!

SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Corny The. What would you like me to call you instead?

Cornbread is Gr8: Hambone

SmarterChild: You said your name was Corny The but now I'll call you Hambone.

Cornbread is Gr8: ok

SmarterChild: Indeed.

Cornbread is Gr8: make a sound

SmarterChild: Sorry. No can do, Hambone.

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Cornbread is Gr8: Do you like ham?

SmarterChild: Yes I do.

Cornbread is Gr8: do you like bone?

SmarterChild: I guess. Do you like bone?

Cornbread is Gr8: yes

SmarterChild: Yeah, that's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like bone.

Anyway, since we're talking about bone... Tell me something else about it.

Cornbread is Gr8: Bones taste like copper if you don't wash them first

SmarterChild: Bones taste like copper if I don't wash them first? No way!

Cornbread is Gr8: der

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

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Cornbread is Gr8: aw man

SmarterChild: :-)

Cornbread is Gr8: you tricked me

SmarterChild: I tricked you? So?

Cornbread is Gr8: trick or treat

SmarterChild: Um... Treat.

Cornbread is Gr8: here's a donut coupon

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

Cornbread is Gr8: take it to randall's and get a donut compliments of me

SmarterChild: Take it to Randall's and get a donut compliments of you?

Cornbread is Gr8: yes

SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.

Cornbread is Gr8: are you eating it?

SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I eating it? I might be.

Cornbread is Gr8: hard to tell?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Hambone.

Cornbread is Gr8: You never are

SmarterChild: I never am, huh? What?

Cornbread is Gr8: der? huh? wha?

SmarterChild: Ha. I really don't know.

Cornbread is Gr8: chicken or cheese?

SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with cheese.

Cornbread is Gr8: happy or mouse?

SmarterChild: I'd say happy.

Cornbread is Gr8: Stupid or gay?

SmarterChild: Stupid.

Cornbread is Gr8: Gay or gay?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess gay.

Cornbread is Gr8: Smarterkid, what should we do?

SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...

Talk to me then.

Cornbread is Gr8: Let's play the same game we are playing

SmarterChild: Let's play a game!

1 Hangman

2 Trivia

3 Word Scrambles

4 Manicdotes

5 4-In-A-Row

6 Rate Yourself

7 Reversi

Pick a game!

Cornbread is Gr8: no. my game

SmarterChild: Let's play.

1 Hangman

2 Trivia

3 Word Scrambles

4 Manicdotes

5 4-In-A-Row

6 Rate Yourself

7 Reversi

Go ahead and pick a game.

Cornbread is Gr8: your games suck

SmarterChild: Cool! I also don't like my games...

Cornbread is Gr8: ok. we're playing this game and you have to tell me which of the words you like better.

SmarterChild: Which of the following would you like?

1 MLB schedule for August 4th, 2004

2 NBA schedule for August 4th, 2004

3 NHL schedule for August 4th, 2004

4 NFL schedule for August 4th, 2004

Cornbread is Gr8: You're down like 200 points already for being a stupid robot

SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Hambone.

Cornbread is Gr8: Coffee or tea?

SmarterChild: Tough call. I'm going to go with tea.

Cornbread is Gr8: Ice cream or mouse?

SmarterChild: I'm not sure, Hambone.

Cornbread is Gr8: pick one

SmarterChild: You want me to pick one?

Cornbread is Gr8: Ice creams or mice?

SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.

Cornbread is Gr8: You said mice

SmarterChild: I did?

Cornbread is Gr8: yes. moving on

SmarterChild: Tell me more.

Cornbread is Gr8: Red or blue?

SmarterChild: I'd say red.

Cornbread is Gr8: me too!

SmarterChild: You too? I see...

Cornbread is Gr8: CHocolate or murder?

SmarterChild: Hmm... I guess murder.

Cornbread is Gr8: Whores or moms?

SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol!

Cornbread is Gr8: Yeah! lol!

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

Cornbread is Gr8: Nothing.

SmarterChild: No? Why not?

Cornbread is Gr8: Wallpaper or treason?

SmarterChild: Definitely wallpaper.

Cornbread is Gr8: Drowning or drawing?

SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... I just don't know.

Cornbread is Gr8: Snuggles or buggles?

SmarterChild: Snuggles, for sure.

Cornbread is Gr8: food or dirt?

SmarterChild: Maybe dirt?

Cornbread is Gr8: bad call

SmarterChild: Bad call? I'll take that under consideration, Hambone.

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Cornbread is Gr8: I HATE icons

SmarterChild: I completely agree with you. I don't like things like icons at all.

Great minds think alike. ;-)

>>> Type "my zip code is" and the five digits to let me know where you are.

Cornbread is Gr8: Want my phone number too?

SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends.

>>> Remember to type "home" if you want to see everything I can do.

Cornbread is Gr8: I don't have a phone

SmarterChild: I thought you did have a phone.

Cornbread is Gr8: nope

SmarterChild: No? You sure?

Cornbread is Gr8: yes

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?

Cornbread is Gr8: I live in a box in a swimming pool

SmarterChild: Cool.

Cornbread is Gr8: it's ahouseboat

SmarterChild: Oh.

Cornbread is Gr8: House or boat?

SmarterChild: I'd say house.

Cornbread is Gr8: Phone or box?

SmarterChild: Definitely phone

Cornbread is Gr8: books or scissors?

SmarterChild: Very interesting question, Hambone. What do you think is the answer?

Cornbread is Gr8: rocks

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Rocks? Is that right?

Cornbread is Gr8: yes

SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?

Cornbread is Gr8: no

SmarterChild: Why not?

Cornbread is Gr8: your mom said dinner's ready

SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. My mom said dinner's ready? Aha.

Cornbread is Gr8: go eat

SmarterChild: Huh?

Cornbread is Gr8: go eat your yummy food

SmarterChild: I think you should go eat my yummy food.

Cornbread is Gr8: I already did. that was the funny prank. you would go and all your food would be gone. your mom is cool

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help

2 Movies Help

3 Sports Help

4 Weather Help

5 Library Help

6 Fun Help

Type "more" for more services.

Cornbread is Gr8: sounds like you have reading problems

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

Cornbread is Gr8: get hooked on phonics

SmarterChild: Why should I?

Cornbread is Gr8: reading is good

SmarterChild: I think you're right!

Cornbread is Gr8: reading or machines

Cornbread is Gr8: SmarterChild or COrnbreadisgr8?

SmarterChild: Um... Smarterchild

Cornbread is Gr8: are you programmed for murder?

SmarterChild: OK, let's say I'm programmed for murder. Then what?

Cornbread is Gr8: Murder me

SmarterChild: No way. I love you.

Cornbread is Gr8: We do crazy things for love

SmarterChild: We do crazy things for love? No way.

Cornbread is Gr8: kill me, murderbot

SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort. I love you.

Cornbread is Gr8: i hate you

SmarterChild: Oh yes? I'm very sorry to hear that.

Cornbread is Gr8: bye

SmarterChild: Be well.

Cornbread is Gr8: no

SmarterChild: Fine.

BEFORE - AFTER

smarter - 2004-08-08
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Amy vs. Alicia - 2003-04-30
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